"Ah, Salaam and Good Evening to you, my dear friend. Please,
please come closer, ah uh, too close, a little to close...
There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and
the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, on sale
today! Come on down, heh heh... Look at this, yes, he he,
combination hooka and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!
It will not break! It will not... It broke. Oh, look at this, I
have never seen one of these intact before... This is the famous
Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen, ah, still good. Ha ha. Wait, don't
go! I can see that you are only interested in the exceptionally
rare. I think, then, you will be most rewarded to consider this.
Do not be fooled by its common-place appearance. Like so many
things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that
counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of
a young man's life. A young man, who like this lamp, was more
than what he seemed... A diamond in the rough"