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Musical: I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change
Song: Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy
Man 1
All right, I am boasting
On Dates I am coasting
It's me I am toasting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!
Man 2
My hairline's receding
My ulcer is bleeding
My ego needs feeding
Why?
Both
'Cause I'm a Guy
Man 1
My vacuum is rusting
Man 2
My bathtub is crusting
Both
My kitchen's disgusting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!
Man 1
My gut is expanding
Man 2
In bed I'm commanding
Both
By God, I'm outstanding
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Man 1
'Cause I am strong!
Man 2
Strong!
Both
I am invincible
Man 1
And I'm a hockey-loving
Man 2
Meat-eating
Man 1
Jock-itching
Man 2
Channel-flipping
Man 1
Belching, Burping
Man 2
Scratching, Snoring
Both
Never-stop-to-ask-directions
Guy! (Yelled) Yeah!
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