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Musical: Jerry Springer: the Opera
Song: Adverts 1
[MAN]
You make look beautiful now
But in ten years, you're gonna look like a dog!
[WOMAN]
The future is ugly!
The future is ugly!
What's to become of me?
What's to become of me?
[MAN]
Surgery!
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Doctor Knife! Doctor Knife!
Keeping you young for the rest of your life!
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[MALE VOICES]
Are you insured? Are you insured?
[FEMALE VOICES]
No insurance means no cure.
[MALE VOICES]
You'll die alone in your home.
[FEMALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!
[MALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!
[FEMALE VOICES]
Wretching and pucking
[MALE VOICES]
From every orifice!
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Think you'd better get insured!
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[TWO MALE VOICES]
Don't let weight problems spoil your night,
Throw away your diets and use a parisite!
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[MALE VOICES]
Some people do as they think they should.
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Others get viagra and get wood!
[Thanks to Beth Cunningham for lyrics]
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