SERENA:
Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?
MARGOT:
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
It's time to bring
GREEK CHORUS:
A happy attitude
MARGOT:
Keep it positive
As you slap her to the floor
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
SERENA:
As you pull her hair and call her whore
PILAR:
You can take her in a fight
MARGOT:
You and he will reunite!
GREEK CHORUS:
You know we're right
We're positive
KILL HER!
ELLE:
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
who's gotta plan B?
PILAR:
Me!
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
and you won
You off the hizzle, gee!
ELLE:
what?
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
MARGOT:
Yeah! Let out your inner freak!
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
PILAR:
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week
SERENA:
You will whet his appetite
MARGOT:
You and he will reunite
GREEK CHORUS:
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi...
ELLE:
(Spoken)
Omigod... You're making me sick.
VIVIENNE:
(Spoken)
Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place.
GREEK CHORUS:
Hey, hey, hey!
We're positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotta'
And I bet ya smarter!
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't her her steal him
Wake him up like sleepin beauty
Turn his head with your red hot booty
You bring the noise if we bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk
ELLE:
(Spoken)
Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait!
(Sung)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No I'm positive
This is Harvard not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
Thats the reason that he's gone
I need a salon
GREEK CHORUS:
WHOO!
ELLE:
Girls I'm
ALL:
Positive
ELLE:
Try not to get upset
But I'm
ALL:
Positive
ELLE:
That it's time for me to go brunette
GREEK CHORUS:
what!?
ELLE:
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactly squat!
Gotta to show him I've got more to give
GREEK CHORUS:
Whoa, whoa, whoa
ELLE:
No I'm positive
GREEK CHORUS:
Positive
ELLE:
I'm positive
GREEK CHORUS:
Positive
ELLE:
I'm positive
GIRLS:
Positive
Positive
ELLE AND GREEK CHORUS:
Positive!
[Thanks to Brandon Nichols for lyrics]
[Thanks to Lisa, Nikki, Mikhala Sheets for corrections]
